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十二星座分手时会怎么说？

2011-09-25 20:52:34| 分类：教育工作 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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以下原文转载自每日英语

当一段感情走到尽头的时候，也许最终的结局就是分手。怎样提出分手，是个十分棘手的问题。各大星座的筒子们面对这种情况，会使出怎样的绝招呢？当12星座铁定了心想要分手的时候，TA第一句话会跟你说……。
白羊座 Aries
Let's break up since it is meaningless to continue。
再这样很没意思，分手吧。
(太直接了……)
金牛座 Taurus
We should never see each other again。
以后不要再见了。
(太坚决了……)
双子座 Gemini
You're not the cup of my tea。
你不是我的那杯茶。
(有外遇了……吧)
巨蟹座 Cancer
Since it's so heartbreaking to be together, why don't we just break up?
一起也只有辛苦，不如早点放手。
(太经典了)
狮子座 Leo
From now on, I can't love u anymore. Who do you think you are?
从这秒开始，我不爱你了。你算啥呀！！
(太过分了……)
处女座 Virgo
You've changed.。.
你变了。
(你也变了……)
天枰座 Libra
I don't think we're right for each other, maybe we're a bad match?
你不觉得我们不合适吗？
(太随便了……)
天蝎座 Scorpio
I don't have feelings for you anymore. Don't contact me again。
我对你已经没有感觉，别再烦我。
(太狠了……)
射手座 Sagittarius
(He moved out yesterday.。.)
他昨天就搬走了……
(太突然了)
摩羯座 Capricorn
You will find someone better for you。
你会找到更好的。
(烂好人了……)
水瓶座 Aquarius
I think Bachelordom might be what you need right now。
我觉得还是一个人生活比较开心。
(你有种就不要找下个……)
双鱼座 Pisces
My goldfish said she dislikes you, so let's break up。
我家金鱼说不喜欢你，所以我们就分手吧。
(太无厘头了)
选自：沪江英语

Joke of Today

Poor handwriting

In the lobby of a post office, an old woman came up to a young man, asking him politely, “Would you please help me to write down the address on the postcard?”
“Sure, Madam.”
“Thank you so much,”said the old lady, “Do you mind adding a few words to it,” she asked again.
“Of course.” The man did as she told, smiling indulgently, “Any other thing I can do for you?”
“Well,” said the old woman, “Could you please adding one more sentence at the end?-Please forgive my poor handwriting.”

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